Mitch is "all boy" as they say, though I think "all kid" is probably more accurate. Here's a normal day's work for his alter ego, Captain Destructo:
However, he really outdid himself the other day.
I am home alone and had just given Mitch his bath in the morning (didn't happen the night before). He likes to be naked for a bit post-bath so I left him to play with the bathroom door and went to change his sheets. When I returned, there was an unmistakable odor. Sure enough, he had pooped and then crawled through it. All over the bathroom, the rug, the towel, the door, and the kid. Back into the bath with the baby. Then I diapered him and returned to scrub the bathroom. Meanwhile . . .
He went into our bedroom, dumped over a glass of water on the nightstand, pulled out both drawers, and emptied the contents before taking a seat in the midst of the mayhem. Lovely! So, I remove the mini-terrorist and begin to clean up again. Meanwhile . . .
He's back in the bathroom unrolling the TP!
You might ask why I didn't just shut doors and corral the kid. Let me just say that I am not cut out to be a single parent and this child needs a leash!
You might ask why I didn't just shut doors and corral the kid. Let me just say that I am not cut out to be a single parent and this child needs a leash!
